Posts tagged wtf
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Guidilini, al dente.
And now for the most inappropriate message I’ve ever gotten.
The best part?
Another one of my girlfriends got the same exact message about two weeks ago.
A bunsen burner set to full power, eh?
Another installment on my “wtf online dating messaging adventures” thread…
“college turkey”?
“A dollar makes me holler honey boo boo child”
9 words that should never come out of a toddlers mouth.
I recently began the online-dating thing. It’s the way of the future, I swear. I’m weeding out people based on education, whether or not they’re smokers/ heavy drinkers/ have children/ cannot use proper grammar etc. It’s so nice to find out that information from the comfort of my own home in my pajamas and not with some dude at a bar buying me cheap shots and trying to take me home.
Online dating has it’s hilarities. I get messages like this on a regular basis and it cracks me up. I’m actually considering writing back “I break my leg and spend the rest of my life on disability. My lawyers sue you for all you’ve got and we both wind up collecting welfare from the state for the rest of our miserable lives.”
Don’t worry, I’ll be posting more hilarious messages in the coming days.
All I want for Christmas is to pretend like 2011 never happened.
Now for today’s “OMG WTF LOL” of the day.
Heavy metal band name?
(Source: flyingscotsman)
So, I was out of running shorts (laundry day!) and I went to the gym tonight in my bike shorts, which have a padded butt.
While I was stretching, a guy came up to me and said “I just gotta tell you, you’ve got an ass like a black girl.”
I was super flattered until I realized it was just the shorts.
For a second there, I pictured myself like this. Aww, yeah. 
What the F*rk (by David Schwen)
Completely uncalled for: Junderpants
Check ‘em out here.
Egyptian Man Names Baby ‘Facebook’
I’m naming my kid bit.ly.
Hold it against you.
Errybody and they mama is talking about Britney Spears’ new “Hold It Against Me” music video. They love it.
They’re crazy.
For the first 1/2 of the video, she looks like a bride cake topper inside of a spaceship. Then, after somebody splatter paints her, she magically splits into two people and starts being the living bejesus out of herself (that last part makes the whole thing worth watching). I’m wondering if this is a stunt like Ke$ha pulled at her NYE performance in Times Square, where BritBrit is just trying to get the entire country to watch her go ape shit.
I’m holding that video against her.
Gladys the Owl Woman. Because, why not?
Only $600 from your friendly neighborhood Etsy dealer.
