It’s not a map. It’s an invitation.
Jake Dalton: The only reason I’m watching any of the Olympic Games.
(He’s also 20 years old and 5’5”, which is the only reason my boyfriend is safe.)
This weekend, I spent an unnecessary amount of time at the Wal-Mart in Eufala, Alabama. I found some overly peculiar atrocities to humankind while wandering those strangely fluorescent aisles.