October 4, 2012
It’s not a map. It’s an invitation. 

It’s not a map. It’s an invitation. 

July 30, 2012
Jake Dalton: The only reason I’m watching any of the Olympic Games. 
(He’s also 20 years old and 5’5”, which is the only reason my boyfriend is safe.)

Jake Dalton: The only reason I’m watching any of the Olympic Games. 

(He’s also 20 years old and 5’5”, which is the only reason my boyfriend is safe.)

July 27, 2012
Let’s do this, darling. 

Let’s do this, darling. 

June 11, 2012

This weekend, I spent an unnecessary amount of time at the Wal-Mart in Eufala, Alabama. I found some overly peculiar atrocities to humankind while wandering those strangely fluorescent aisles. 

May 23, 2012
God Bless the USA

Pardon me while I make travel plans for Fleet Week. 

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