December 18, 2012
What if Seinfeld was on the air now?

The greatest Twitter feed I’ve seen in a while is called Modern Seinfeld — brief synopses of what episodes would look like if they aired today. 

Some favorites:

Kramer accidentally restarts the Occupy movement. Jerry’s new girlfriend (Emily Mortimer) watches Fox News. George offends a black coworker.

Elaine’s new BF is a chef who does molecular gastronomy. George goes to the restaurant, complains there’s no actual food on his plate.

Kramer runs into Crazy Joe Davola, learns he’s not crazy just autistic and mis-medicated. “He’s on the spectrum! The spectrum, Jerry!”

Bania steals jokes from Jerry’s tweets. George lies on  to avoid his parents. Kramer leads the less popular  campaign.

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Filed under: seinfeld nbc costanza kramer twitter LOL 
November 16, 2012
That’s what I call dedication to the craft.  Check out 43 people you won’t believe actually exist. 

That’s what I call dedication to the craft. 

Check out 43 people you won’t believe actually exist. 

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Filed under: mustache beard buzzfeed chest hair hair hirsute lol 
August 1, 2012
Sorry for being lewd y’all, but I couldn’t pass up this image of Olympic divers on the toilet.  Good form. Good execution. Oh, bit of a splash there— he’ll get penalized for that one.  Just look at that constipation concentration. 

Sorry for being lewd y’all, but I couldn’t pass up this image of Olympic divers on the toilet. 

Good form. Good execution. Oh, bit of a splash there— he’ll get penalized for that one. 

Just look at that constipation concentration. 

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(Notes: 9)
  
Filed under: olympics 2012 london diving dive divers toilet photoshop lol poop 
June 12, 2012
Vive la Liberte!

Vive la Liberte!

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Filed under: nathaniel russel dog lost poster vive la liberte lol art drawing 
June 5, 2012

NSFW warning. 

So my girl S and I were discussing hair on men and how generally, we’re all for it. It’s masculine and rugged and generally a-OK…until things go south. So, here we are, nearing midnight on a Tuesday night, engrossed in conversation about when/if/how to shave your balls when I came across this video. 

I’m not entirely sure if it’s funny because it’s actually humorous or because I’m deliriously tired and the way this guy says “BAWLS” makes me giggle. Either way. 

WUT. 

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Filed under: balls shave lol deez nutz 
March 16, 2012

I’m not sure I’m typing this correctly because I can’t see the screen through the stream of happy tears running down my face. 

**Rolls on the floor and belly laughs for hours**

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Filed under: otter outkast shake it polaroid dance lol cute 
January 30, 2012
Not that girls fart, but if they did…

Not that girls fart, but if they did…

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Filed under: FART lol gas fart joke 
January 6, 2012
You can’t argue with the algorithms. 

You can’t argue with the algorithms. 

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Filed under: windows powershell nerd lol youtube autocorrect 
December 16, 2011

And the award for best Christmas commercial of the season goes to…Game Stop. 

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Filed under: commercial lol christmas game stop video games 
November 29, 2011
I got my first Christmas card of the season! Thanks mom, I knew I could count on you to make my holiday joyfully inappropriate!

I got my first Christmas card of the season! Thanks mom, I knew I could count on you to make my holiday joyfully inappropriate!

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Filed under: christmas card santa reindeer doctor lol 
November 21, 2011
Can you find the kitty? (PS I realized today that I have a total of 8 pillows on my bed. I need to stop buying pretty throw pillows.)

Can you find the kitty?

(PS I realized today that I have a total of 8 pillows on my bed. I need to stop buying pretty throw pillows.)

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November 15, 2011
tee hee. 

tee hee. 

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Filed under: pikachu pokemon lol 
November 15, 2011
Louis v. Rick

The story of a man who taught his cat how to instant message.

My aspirations thus far seem foolish in comparison.

(Episodes 5 and 6, people. Episodes 5 and 6.)

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Filed under: louis v. rick cat instant message lol blog 
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