The greatest Twitter feed I’ve seen in a while is called Modern Seinfeld — brief synopses of what episodes would look like if they aired today.
Kramer accidentally restarts the Occupy movement. Jerry’s new girlfriend (Emily Mortimer) watches Fox News. George offends a black coworker.
Elaine’s new BF is a chef who does molecular gastronomy. George goes to the restaurant, complains there’s no actual food on his plate.
Kramer runs into Crazy Joe Davola, learns he’s not crazy just autistic and mis-medicated. “He’s on the spectrum! The spectrum, Jerry!”