October 25, 2012

So this afternoon my lab mate was listening to some crazy orchestral music and I commented “Damn, sounds like you’re watching Harry Potter over there.”

A second lab member quickly commented, “Your mother has a Hairy Potter.”

*Cue laughing to the point of tears and gasping for breath and maybe a very small fart*

Anyway, we then started throwing around HP jokes and pulled up this list of Yo Mama HP jokes

Best ones: 

Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry

Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network

Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

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