So this afternoon my lab mate was listening to some crazy orchestral music and I commented “Damn, sounds like you’re watching Harry Potter over there.”
A second lab member quickly commented, “Your mother has a Hairy Potter.”
*Cue laughing to the point of tears and gasping for breath and maybe a very small fart*
Anyway, we then started throwing around HP jokes and pulled up this list of Yo Mama HP jokes.
Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake