This is the most perfect dress in the whole wide world and I wish I had half of a reason to buy it. Even a quarter of a reason would do.
Right now I’m at about an eighth of a reason with “but I would wear it with my pearls and bake a pie and look like a 50’s housewife in front of my cats and that would be adorable.”
(I really need to stop looking at dresses on the internet.)
(Ok, no more dress shopping. I’m shutting down the computer.)